Welcome to Shalampax Speaks
Welcome to the inaugural post in Shalampax Speaks, the official blog of the Republic of Shalampax.
Why, you might ask, is there only one blog for all of Shalampax, a country of 4,242 people? Why doesn’t everyone write his or her own blog? If you can ask those questions then either you know absolutely nothing about Shalampax or you are a complete idiot.
If you know absolutely nothing about Shalampax you can learn more at the official Shalampax Web site. Among other interesting facts, you’ll learn that Shalampaxians are incredibly lazy. In fact, we’re probably the laziest people on earth, with the exception of a few civil servants. They have even us beat when it comes to indolence. Nonetheless, we’ll be lucky to get one good blog going among all of us. More than one is not going to happen. No how. No way.
