Moleonnurse’snose Does the Rounds
April 4th, 2009
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Listen up, my peeps! Moleonnurse’snose, a sporadic knitter, a world-renowned perjurer and the only Shalampaxian female to have exposed her naked body to a non-Shalampaxian male without inducing vomiting is rumored to be sleeping around. Or, I should say, she’s rumored to be sleeping a round.
Promiscuity and adultery have long been rampant and thoroughly enjoyed here in Shalampax, but Moleonnurse’snose puts a new spin on it. Word is, she’s having affairs with people in every third-floor apartment that has a piece of the outer wall of the Shalampax building.
