Helnoists Seek Televangelist
April 5th, 2009
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Spiderinhair, CEO of The Helnoist Church, today announced that the church’s leading televangelist, Fingerinnose, or, as he is known to his Western audiences, Jesus Goldspinner, is resigning. After being convicted in absentia of mail fraud in 37 countries, with indictments pending in a further 24 countries, Fingerinnose thought it best if he kept a low profile for a while.
Fingerinnose will not be totally idle. He has discovered that he as an innate talent for writing and has secured a position with Shalampax’s largest spam operation.
