Brushontable Passes
April 7th, 2009
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It is with deep disinterest that we note the passing of Brushontable, an inveterate idler and incompetent raconteur. Brushontable will long be remembered for his deep love of lint and his incessant muttering of gibberish.
In lieu of a memorial service, Brushontable’s alleged friend, who wishes to remain anonymous, will be downing a few pints at the pub. Brushontable’s family will not be there, as they refuse to acknowledge their relationship to the deceased.
With Brushontable’s passing, his windowless apartment is now available for rent.
