Time Zoned Out
Our current prime minister, Manexposinghimself, recently hacked into the computers of Downe, Thegarden, Pathe and Associates, one of the world’s leading management consulting firms. While rummaging around in there, he came across a report on the results of a comprehensive survey that the firm had recently conducted. As one would expect from someone possessing Manexposinghimself’s high level of business ethics (high by Shalampax standards), Manexposinghimself immediately pirated the Downe, Thegarden, Pathe report, which normally sells for $1,250.
The survey found that people who woke and started their day between 5:00 and 6:00 a.m. generated an average of 57.3 percent more value than people who slept in past 10:00 a.m. A survey of this size has an accuracy of plus or minus 1.23%, 19 times out of 20.
