Anthropologists’ Visit
April 9th, 2009
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This message is directed at Shalampaxians. All others should immediately surf to another Web site. That means, now!
A team of anthropologists from the University of Lower Pontypool have asked for permission to visit Shalampax. They feel that, from what little they know about it, our culture is somewhat bizarre. Of course, that’s nonsense. It’s staggeringly bizarre.
We followed the standard Shalampax policy concerning responses to such requests from the outside world. First, we pretended that no one was home.
