Spams R Us, Inc. Announces Its Results
Spams R Us, Inc., the leading spam company in Shalampax, announced its financial results today. Despite the global economic downturn, profits are way up.
A spokesman for Spams R Us attributed the company’s good fortune to a number of factors:
- The fake Nigerian inheritance scam spam had died off for a while, but it was successfully resurrected last quarter.
- Spams R Us has penetrated the porn market more deeply than it had in the past.
- The profitability of spam that promotes Viagra substitutes has risen very firmly.
- Male and female enhancement spam profits are enlarging.
- Spam promoting courses teaching how to get more sex is showing mixed results. The department that generates such spam directed at women is blossoming, but the men are just holding their own.
Spams R Us is very confident that it will be able to continue to grow its profits in the future. In order to get the word out to anyone and everyone who might be interested in investing in the company, Spams R. Us plans to send out more than 250 million emails notifying people of the company’s financial results.
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I should have bought the stock long time ago. Darn!
@Carl: It’s never too late to get in on a good thing. And, as luck would have it, I’m an authorized stockbroker on the Shalampax stock exchange. The current price per share for Spams R. Us is $195.87. I’d be happy to lock that price in now. Just let me know how many shares you’d like to buy and make your check payable to Snotontable. Send it to me at Shalampax Post Office Box 666.
Please don’t forget to include the standard Shalampax brokerage fee of $75.99 if you’re buying even board lots of the stock. A board lot on the Shalampax stock exchange is 100 shares. There is an additional brokerage fee of $145.99 (over and above the regular brokerage fee) if you buy a quantity that is not a multiple of 100.