Comments on: Spams R Us, Inc. Announces Its Results http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/04/13/spams-r-us-inc-announces-its-results/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:52:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Snotontable http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/04/13/spams-r-us-inc-announces-its-results/comment-page-1/#comment-24 Snotontable Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:37:39 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=75#comment-24 <a href="#comment-23" rel="nofollow">@Carl</a>: It's never too late to get in on a good thing. And, as luck would have it, I'm an authorized stockbroker on the Shalampax stock exchange. The current price per share for Spams R. Us is $195.87. I'd be happy to lock that price in now. Just let me know how many shares you'd like to buy and make your check payable to Snotontable. Send it to me at Shalampax Post Office Box 666. Please don't forget to include the standard Shalampax brokerage fee of $75.99 if you're buying even board lots of the stock. A board lot on the Shalampax stock exchange is 100 shares. There is an additional brokerage fee of $145.99 (over and above the regular brokerage fee) if you buy a quantity that is not a multiple of 100. @Carl: It’s never too late to get in on a good thing. And, as luck would have it, I’m an authorized stockbroker on the Shalampax stock exchange. The current price per share for Spams R. Us is $195.87. I’d be happy to lock that price in now. Just let me know how many shares you’d like to buy and make your check payable to Snotontable. Send it to me at Shalampax Post Office Box 666.

Please don’t forget to include the standard Shalampax brokerage fee of $75.99 if you’re buying even board lots of the stock. A board lot on the Shalampax stock exchange is 100 shares. There is an additional brokerage fee of $145.99 (over and above the regular brokerage fee) if you buy a quantity that is not a multiple of 100.

]]> By: Carl http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/04/13/spams-r-us-inc-announces-its-results/comment-page-1/#comment-23 Carl Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:26:04 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=75#comment-23 I should have bought the stock long time ago. Darn! I should have bought the stock long time ago. Darn!

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