Spiderintree Wanted Globally
April 15th, 2009
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According to a recently issued Interpol bulletin that was obtained by an anonymous Shalampaxian source who hacked into Interpol’s computers, Spiderintree, one of Shalampax’s leading spam and telemarketing practitioners, is wanted in 64 countries in connection with fraud and/or embezzlement charges. The charges stem from Spiderintree’s many investment businesses, which police forces around the world claim are nothing more than Ponzi schemes.
Congratulations Spiderintree! That brings you close to the Shalampaxian global indictment record, currently held by Snakeingrass. With warrants issued in 68 countries, Snakeingrass is now only four countries ahead of Spiderintree.
