Fiscal Stimulus Program Announced
April 17th, 2009
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In line with other countries around the globe, the Government of Shalampax today announced a major fiscal stimulus program designed to stem the worldwide economic slowdown. Beginning next week, Prime Minister Manexposinghimself and his entire cabinet will initiate sizeable projects that will lavishly renovate and redecorate their apartments at government expense.
Due to stipulations in his divorce settlements, the apartments of Manexposinghimself’s fourteen ex-wives will also be refurbished to a similar level of luxury, also at government expense.
