Emptybucket’s Lecture Series
Shalampaxian’s are not known for their love of adult education. Come to think of it, most of us don’t care much for childhood education either. Thus, it comes as a great surprise that Emptybucket’s weekly lecture series has become the talk of Shalampax. What’s more, some of what people are saying can even be repeated in prime time on American network television, without the need for too many bleeps.
As evidence of the talks’ success, the hallways of Shalampax are still abuzz with enthusiastic discussions about last week’s topic. “Zen: Why being spelled with only three letters makes it more efficient than other philosophies,” was considered to be the epitome of depth and insight.
Held on Tuesday evenings at 7:30, Emptybucket’s lectures have outgrown their original location. They will now be held in Shalampax’s largest meeting room, 42D.
This week, Emptybucket will be discussing the following:
- The advantages of ambidexterity during masturbation.
- Why a car is not necessary for autoeroticism.
