Ping-Pong Postponement
April 22nd, 2009
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Word comes from the Shalampax Ping-Pong Federation that the semi-final round of the Annual Shalampax Ping-Pong Championship, originally scheduled for tomorrow, has been postponed indefinitely. The Federation said that it regretted this delay, but it was unavoidable as Shalampax’s ping-pong ball has gone missing. The semi-final and final matches will resume as soon as it has been found.
This is unsettling news. It is possible that the ball merely rolled under a chair. Nonetheless, there is the shocking possibility that its disappearance is the result of foul play by a nefarious Shalampaxian. Considering the prevalence of nefariousness in Shalampax, this is, lamentably, the more probable explanation.
