New Tax System
Prime Minister Manexposinghimself announced today that he will be staging a series of town hall meetings over the coming months. The subject of these assemblies will be the prime minister’s proposals for a new system of taxation in Shalampax.
Manexposinghimself feels that the current “tax system,” which is limited to picking people’s pockets whenever the government needs money, is no longer adequate. In the upcoming meetings he will present his ideas on how to reform the system to make it more dependable and seemly.
Shalampaxians reading this should take note that the sessions will not be free. Instead, there will be an admission charge of $1,500 per adult. Children will be admitted free, but you’ll be paid $20 if you leave your little brats at home. Attendance by all Shalampaxian adults is mandatory. The fine for failing to attend has been set at $1,500.
