Openfly Caught DUI
April 24th, 2009
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Peeps, this is getting ridiculous. Openfly, Shalampax’s wannabe celebrity, is up to her hold tricks. By “up to her old tricks,” I don’t mean that she has gone back to her life as a prostitute, although many of us have begged her to do so.
No, word is now filtering out that several days ago she was caught driving while under the influence of alcohol. Officials tried to keep the news hush-hush in deference to Openfly’s sensitivities and ego, but they couldn’t keep such earth-shattering information a secret for long.
Driving under the influence was clearly a stupid, irresponsible thing to do. As much as I love her, I can’t, in good conscience, condone Openfly’s behavior.
