Canadian Web Pharmacies
There are a number of Web sites out there that purport to represent Canadian pharmacies selling low-cost prescription medicines. These sites offer to ship their goods around the world, but their primary market is the United States, where pharmaceuticals are, in most cases, considerably more expensive than in Canada.
It has not been determined whether any Shalampaxians have placed orders through these Web sites. An investigation is ongoing.
This has become an issue because it has come to the attention of the Government of Shalampax that a number of these sites are not legitimate pharmacies. What’s more, many are not even Canadian, eh? Instead, some of the represented enterprises, which might reside anywhere in the world, may send bogus pills-or not send the promised pills at all-to people who are desperate for the medicines they need at a price that won’t bankrupt them.
In short, these so-called companies generate immense profits for themselves by preying on other people’s desperation. In the process, they may risk the life and health of the people who put their trust in these fake pharmacies.
To add insult to injury, there are genuine Canadian pharmacies on the Web that do sell authentic prescription drugs at prices considerably lower than what is available in the United States. These legitimate pharmacies are being tainted by being indistinguishable from the fraud artists. As a result, Americans are not sure who they can trust.
Needless to say, this situation is despicable. Shalampax government officials are meeting at this very moment to attempt to determine how our business leaders could have possibly overlooked this scam. We’re usually the first to work that side of the street.
The heads of our major spam and cult corporations have vowed that they will work diligently to ensure that Shalampax never misses out on similar opportunities in the future.
