2,000 Channels
Let’s celebrate! Shalampax has passed a momentous milestone.
With all of the satellite and cable television signals we’ve been able to pirate from around the world and funnel here, mostly over hijacked fiber optic cables, Shalampaxians can now choose from more than 2,000 television channels.
Thanks to the ingenuity of our technicians, all of these channels are available to Shalampaxians at no charge. This includes the hundreds of pay-per-view channels that we’ve hacked.
Unfortunately, even with our 2,000 channels, there’s still nothing worth watching; not that that’s ever stopped anyone in this Paahlm-forsaken country, myself included, from vegetating for days on end in front of the TV.
Enjoy.
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If only the leading scientists, scammers and pirates of intellectual rights properties weren’t wanted by Interpol and all other law enforcement personnel of the free world, I would love to hire them to install the technology here in my own home so I too could be bored with 2000 channels…although I’m not sure my TV will allow that many. Ok, nevermind.
@David: Please don’t tell anyone this — we have enough trouble dodging Interpol on or infrequent trips out of Shalampax — but most of the leading scammers and pirates of IP rights are either Shalampaxians or offshore employees of Shalampaxians. Scientists? Not so much.
Lucky for me I’m an orphan…
@RedRaider: Did you mean to put this comment on my Mothers’ Day post? If not, I don’t understand. If so, I seem to recall reading somewhere that you have a daughter. Being an orphan won’t protect you from being sued by her should she ever decide to adopt Shalampaxian customs.