Anyone There?
Is anyone out there? Our blog statistics tell us that a number of people are visiting Shalampax Speaks, but the statistics can’t tell us if you’re actually bothering to read our wonderful words.
Only a few of you have commented our posts. (You know who you are. Thanks!) As a result, we have no idea if the rest of you are enjoying, or even reading, what we’ve written here.
As a rule, Shalampaxians are among the most lazy people in the world. The authors at Shalampax Speaks are not exceptions to that rule. It takes a lot of hard work (any work is hard work to a Shalampaxian) to turn out our powerful prose. If nobody appreciates it, we might be able to talk the people who are forcing us to write this blog into letting us stop.
So, here’s what I’m asking of you:
- If you like this blog and want us to continue doing what we are doing, please add a comment to this post to let us know.
- If you don’t like it and think we should stop writing it, or you don’t give a damn whether we stop writing it or not, please add a comment to this post to let us know.
- If you don’t like it now, but you would like it if we used this blog to give you information about Shalampax and/or Shalampaxians that we aren’t currently providing, please add a comment to this post letting us know what you want to know and in what style you’d like us to provide that information to you.
- If you like Shalampax Speaks, but think there’s a way we can make it even better, please add a comment to let us know how we can improve it.
In short, please add a comment to this post and give us your thoughts, whatever they may be, about Shalampax Speaks.
One exception to the above request: If you would like us to use this blog to distribute pictures of naked Shalampaxians, please keep that information to yourself. You are obviously an extremely sick individual. Either that or you don’t have the slightest idea of what Shalampaxians look like naked. Trust me; it’s not a pretty picture.
Of course, if no one is reading this, then, never mind.
