You are absolutely right on both counts. We have no way to conduct an aerial search and, yes, there is somewhat of a shortage of caring people in Shalampax. But rest assured, there are people interested in Openfly’s disappearance,. However, that’s mainly because nothing else interesting happens around here. Speculation about her is the closest we get to half-decent live entertainment around here.

Her walk is a bit out of the ordinary. It’s generally described more as a stagger than a walk. However, that might just be because no one here has ever seen her sober. Her current circumstances might not allow her as many opportunities, or reasons, to drink.

One thing that I can tell you that might help is that she is, by far, the most beautiful woman in Shalampax. Although, that still puts her well down in the lower quartile of just about anyone’s appraisal of beauty for women worldwide.