Breast Implant Offer
May 17th, 2009
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ShalamSpamCo Inc., a new but rapidly-rising spam company here in Shalampax, is getting ready to launch an exciting, innovative product. Its Home Breast Augmentation Surgery Kit, or hBASK for short, will revolutionize the breast implant business and make breast implants affordable for a great many more women. (And men if they are so inclined. We’re open-minded here in Shalampax.)
In a nutshell, hBASK allows women to get breast implants, without the need for a visit to a high-priced cosmetic surgeon. Included in the hBASK package are two expandable implants, a scalpel, surgical suture thread (you must supply your own needle), local anesthetic, a manual and a DVD instruction video.
