Comments on: Openfly is Alive http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Stoneupnose http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-173 Stoneupnose Wed, 20 May 2009 23:06:40 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-173 <a href="#comment-170" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: We might be able to work something out. How many millions are we talking about? Unfortunately, it will have to wait. The zoologist refuses to tell Openfly where they are going. He's afraid that Shalampax will try to mount a rescue. Clearly, he has no idea of our military capability or, more to the point, our lack of military capability. Nor does he seem to have any idea of what most of us think of Openfly. Rescue? I don't think so. @David: We might be able to work something out. How many millions are we talking about?

Unfortunately, it will have to wait. The zoologist refuses to tell Openfly where they are going. He’s afraid that Shalampax will try to mount a rescue. Clearly, he has no idea of our military capability or, more to the point, our lack of military capability. Nor does he seem to have any idea of what most of us think of Openfly. Rescue? I don’t think so.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-170 David Wed, 20 May 2009 22:05:36 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-170 I'm wondering if it is possible that the US could send the Guantanamo detainees to that ship and have Openfly distract them from their jihad tendencies with liquor and sex. Shalampax could reap millions if that worked out. I’m wondering if it is possible that the US could send the Guantanamo detainees to that ship and have Openfly distract them from their jihad tendencies with liquor and sex. Shalampax could reap millions if that worked out.

]]> By: Stoneupnose http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-165 Stoneupnose Tue, 19 May 2009 12:32:57 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-165 <a href="#comment-164" rel="nofollow">@Janet</a>: Openfly didn't mention anything in her emails to Cherrytart about her reaction to the bagpipe playing. Or, if she did, my friend didn't pass that information along to me. It's possible that the bagpipers have left her alone. It's my understanding from what I've been told that they are onboard principally to test animals' reaction to their music. @Janet: Openfly didn’t mention anything in her emails to Cherrytart about her reaction to the bagpipe playing. Or, if she did, my friend didn’t pass that information along to me. It’s possible that the bagpipers have left her alone. It’s my understanding from what I’ve been told that they are onboard principally to test animals’ reaction to their music.

]]> By: Janet http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-164 Janet Tue, 19 May 2009 11:38:06 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-164 I do find myself morbidly curious how she's responding to the bagpipe music, though. I do find myself morbidly curious how she’s responding to the bagpipe music, though.

]]> By: Stoneupnose http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-163 Stoneupnose Mon, 18 May 2009 22:32:59 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-163 <a href="#comment-162" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: Yeah, you can say that again! Openfly gets downright violent when deprived of her alcoholic beverages. Then again, there is some speculation around here that her heavy drinking was a reaction to her having to live in Shalampax. Even it that's true, she's probably too addicted by now to go cold turkey. So, yes, I hope for their sakes that they have a well-stocked liquor cabinet. @David: Yeah, you can say that again! Openfly gets downright violent when deprived of her alcoholic beverages. Then again, there is some speculation around here that her heavy drinking was a reaction to her having to live in Shalampax. Even it that’s true, she’s probably too addicted by now to go cold turkey. So, yes, I hope for their sakes that they have a well-stocked liquor cabinet.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-162 David Mon, 18 May 2009 22:23:43 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-162 They better have a well-stocked bar on that ship or Openfly will become sober and that can't be good for anyone...and in that vein, I suspect Openfly may become unruly if the good gentlemen of the HMS Bagpipe fail to satisfy her *wink*wink* needs. They better have a well-stocked bar on that ship or Openfly will become sober and that can’t be good for anyone…and in that vein, I suspect Openfly may become unruly if the good gentlemen of the HMS Bagpipe fail to satisfy her *wink*wink* needs.

]]> By: Stoneupnose http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-161 Stoneupnose Mon, 18 May 2009 15:54:07 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-161 <a href="#comment-160" rel="nofollow">@Janet</a>: Yes, we are all pretending to be reasonably relieved to learn that Openfly is alive and, presumably, safe. Thanks for your efforts. Feel free to resume your normal activities now. @Janet: Yes, we are all pretending to be reasonably relieved to learn that Openfly is alive and, presumably, safe. Thanks for your efforts. Feel free to resume your normal activities now.

]]> By: Janet http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/05/18/openfly-is-alive/comment-page-1/#comment-160 Janet Mon, 18 May 2009 15:43:26 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=199#comment-160 I'm so glad that you've "found" Openfly so now I can stop looking for her. I’m so glad that you’ve “found” Openfly so now I can stop looking for her.

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