Health Advisory #883
May 19th, 2009
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The Shalampax Medical Clinic asked me to pass along the following health advisory:
Anyone who visited Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant (its name and an accurate description) last night and inferred from the menu listing “Catch of the Day” that they were eating fish, and fresh fish at that, should visit the medical clinic as soon as possible.
The Chief Medical Officer (CMO) at the clinic suggests that there is no cause for alarm because alarm won’t help. She does, however recommend that you get your affairs in order before visiting the emergency room.




