Chief Medical Officer
May 22nd, 2009
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In an earlier post I inadvertently revealed that the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) at the Shalampax Medical Clinic is a tad obese. That’s a tad obese as in, able to block out the sun’s light when standing 30 paces from the viewer.
She is so fat that she has to grease her sides to squeeze through a standard size door. Even then, she requires the help of a several people to push her through.
