Disappointing Survey Response
I’m hurt, peeps; deeply hurt.
It’s been a few days since I posted a request for you to fill in a survey on what your views would be if it turns out that we Shalampaxians are not Homo sapiens.
The last time I’d checked, in round numbers, approximately one person had filled in the survey, give or take zero respondents. (You know who you are. Thank you!)
I can’t figure out why the response rate was so low, but I desperately want to know, so here’s a poll with a single question for you to fill out:
↓
Loading ...↑
The original survey is still open, so if you’d like to cast your votes on it, feel free.
Hypothetically, if I had been the only person who voted before, I would feel so foolish being the only person who got sucked into it and for having revealed my inner-most thoughts.
So no way am I voting in this one. Beside, hypothetically, I would not be eligible since this is for previous non-voters but I would bet on choice #2 being the reason.
@David: Hypothetically, of course, I can understand your reticence. Not that I’m saying it was you who responded. I’m just talking hypothetically. Maybe you could click on the “view results” button to see if anyone else responded. If so, you can join them in voting, without worrying about being alone.
Of course, as you say, if you were the one who voted in the original survey, this poll is not relevant for you. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Sorry. I don’t even comment on why I don’t do things.
@Doctor Faustroll: Thanks for commenting about your refusal to comment.
Alright! Alright! I did your survey!
Some people are so needy!!!
@Kirsten: Thanks. That’s us, needy. We’re also greedy. If you’d like to sate our greed as well, we’d appreciate that too.
I must have been absent that day……that’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it.
@Screaming Me-Me: Well, if you were absent that day then you’re excused. What the hell am I saying? You were absent that day! Who the hell gave you permission to miss a day of this blog? Are you sure you want to stick to your story?
I’m sorry.
@Screaming Me-Me: Wow! This is the second time you’ve told me you’re sorry. I think that’s just your coded way of saying that you’re looking for a little Shalampaxian loving. Or am I wrong about that?