Shalampax Speaks

The Shalampax Medical Clinic has issued a warning about a new, especially harmful virus that is making the rounds in Shalampax. The clinic has named it the vigor virus.

Victims of the vigor virus suffer only one serious symptom. They are afflicted with frequent bouts of extreme vigor, leading them to want to engage in strenuous physical activity. This activity is, unfortunately, only occasionally of a sexual nature.

Tuboflard, Chief Medical Officer at the Shalampax Medical Clinic, advises that anyone afflicted with the vigor virus should get lots of bed rest. Under no circumstances should they engage in any physical activity when suffering from the disease’s symptom.

In fact, because the symptom can arise unexpectedly at any time, sufferers should remain in bed, as motionless as possible, until they have been symptom-free for at least 48 hours. As always, notes to employers excusing employees from duty will be provided at any employee’s request, without the need for a medical examination.

Tuboflard, wishing to calm Shalampaxians’ fears and avert a panic, assures us that, with intense care and vigilance we can all get through this and return to our usual indolent selves in no time.