Paper In; Underwear Not
July 4th, 2009
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This notice is for Shalampaxians only. The rest of you can feel free to stop reading and make something of your lives instead.
I have good news and I have bad news. We finally got a long enough break in the weather to unload the supply ship that has been waiting at sea for more than a month.
The good news is that this means that we’ve been able to replenish our depleted toilet paper inventory. That’s very timely as we had almost run out of the copies of the Shalampax Criminal Code that we’ve been using as a substitute for toilet paper.
