Apathy Club Head
I’ve harassed my usual sources, but the people in a position to know aren’t willing to confirm or deny the dollop of gossip I’m about to dish out. In fact, they all said they didn’t care to talk to me. So, judge the veracity of what I’m about to say accordingly.
The scuttlebutt is that, after being vacant for as long as anyone can remember, someone finally stepped forward to fill the position of the president of the Apathy Alliance, a club for people who couldn’t care less. The rumor mill has not coughed up a name, but the candidate was apparently immediately fired for giving enough of a damn to step forward.
