Balance Restored
July 9th, 2009
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I have some absolutely fabulous news, peeps! Lightningstrikingtree has committed suicide.
In a suicide note, Lightningstrikingtree admitted that he had fathered Tuboflard’s triplets and the shame of having boinked her was too much for him to bear. Lightningstrinkingtree’s note cast no light on how he was able to impregnate Tuboflard without, according to her, her knowing about it. However, he did say in his note that, and I quote, “it was good for me.”
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