Coconut Consecration
July 14th, 2009
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It has been the general practice of The Exalted Coconut, the highest priestly position in the Paahlmist religion, to bless the coconuts of any Shalampaxian who wants his or her coconuts blessed. This is felt to be an innocent pretense at religion by Paahlm worshipers and a good source of revenue for The Exalted Coconut.
The current Exalted Coconut has taken a radical stance. At yesterday’s religious service she refused to sanctify the coconuts that were brought before her.
