Tuboflard Names Her Triplets
It took her a long time, but Tuboflard has finally found names for her triplets.
As I told you last time, she was eager to give one of them the coolest name ever in Shalampax, Lightningstrikingtree. As you’ll remember, the previous Lightningstrikingtree gave up his rights to that name by committing suicide. Coincidentally, the original Lightningstrikingtree was allegedly—according to his suicide note—the father of the triplets, although Tuboflard claims to have no recollection of having had sex with him or anyone else.
The custom here in Shalampax is for parents to name their children after the first thing they see after the child’s birth, provided that the name isn’t already taken by a living Shalampaxian. Dead Shalampaxians are OK because they are in no condition to complain.
