Mensa Chapter
July 26th, 2009
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Walking the education beat here at Shalampax Speaks has inspired me to start a Shalampax chapter of Mensa, the international organization for very intelligent people.
According to the membership rules of Mensa, only people with an IQ in the top two percent of the population can be members. In Shalampax, that pretty much means if you can spell Mensa and you are able to recognize the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground, you can join.
I qualify for Mensa and plan to become a member as soon as the chapter is established. Seeing as though I’m the one starting the local Mensa chapter, it would be hypocritical of me to not join when I have the chance. Shalampaxians are no strangers to hypocrisy, but I’m going to join nonetheless.
