Mind/Body Dualism
Next Wednesday, in meeting room 4D, Toiletoverflowing will give another of his mind-numbing talks on philosophy. I don’t think he planned it this way, but it would appear that his sessions are turning into an ongoing series, with lectures consistently held whenever the hell Toiletoverflowing feels like it.
Next week’s talk will be on the mind/body dualism theory, which falls within the philosophy of the mind. Mind/body dualism postulates that the mind and body are two distinct and separate entities.
In the interest of a full and fair examination of this theory, it should be noted that not all philosophers’ minds consider the mind/body dualism theory to be true and even fewer of their bodies believe it.
Anyone who attends Toiletoverflowing’s upcoming philosophy talk might find it difficult to hear him as he intends to let his mind give the lecture while his body goes to the pub to down a few pints of beer. With Toiletoverflowing’s vocal cords away in the pub, his mind’s speaking volume is likely to be somewhat diminished.
A part-time mind-reader, full-time charlatan will be on hand to act as interpreter for Toiletoverflowing’s mind, should the need arise.
@VetTech: Funny you should mention farting. It is the official national pastime in Shalampax.
My mind and my body have long been separate entities so this hotly discussed philosophical disparity comes as no surprise. However, I have requested a medical consultation on this matter with Tuboflard – it could be helpful in case I have need of an insanity defense.
@David: I don’t know that a consultation with Tuboflard would be of much use. Her mind is probably desperately lost within that body of hers.