Shalampax Spirit Day
Despite it not having been mentioned in these pages, some of you may be aware that the Government of Shalampax declared tomorrow to be Shalampax Spirit Day. This national holiday was intended to celebrate Shalampax history, culture, customs and national pride.
I regret to inform you that the government has now cancelled Shalampax Spirit Day due to a near-total lack of Shalampax history, culture, customs and national pride. Feel free to continue your normal indifference to all things Shalampaxian tomorrow.
Happy Shalampax Da—
Is that the four horsemen I see? No, just a chip bag blowing in the wind.
@Steve: Yes, but the Four Horsemen should be blowing through here any minute now. It has been foretold.