Hands-On Labs
The Shalampax school board firmly believes that students understand and remember their lessons better when they “learn by doing” rather than by listening to teachers’ drone on in front of the class. This is particularly true here in Shalampax because most of our teachers don’t know what the hell they are talking about.
To facilitate this learn-by-doing approach, the school board is now advertising for instructors for hands-on labs that it will be adding to its sex education courses in the upcoming school term. There is an opening for one male and one female lab leader.
No remuneration or honorariums will be paid for these jobs. The two positions will be awarded to the male and female (one each) who bids the most at an upcoming auction. A non-refundable deposit of $100 must be paid to participate in the auction.
The successful candidates for the hands-on sex education lab instructor positions will be expected to provide, at their own expense, an adequate quantity of effective prophylactics.
Sorry, only Shalampaxians need apply. However, if you’d like to pay the non-refundable auction deposit, I’m sure the Shalampax school board would be happy to accept your cash.
The more I think I might understand life on Shalampax, the more I realize I am delusional.
Are the instructors going to be having sex with each student in turn? Demonstrating different positions and such as they progress?
Or will they be directing a pair of students who participate in interactive coitus with their class mate?
What are the provisions for the lesbian and gay students?
Will there be class segments on Brazilian waxing and manscaping?
I hope the syllabus doesn’t call for that condom/banana demonstration. That is just useless.
Inquiring minds need to know so I think the students might as well.
Cheers
@David: My contacts at the school board tell me that all of that will be up to the instructors. After all, they will be paying to buy their positions. (No pun intended on the word “positions”.) So, it’s basically whatever turns them on.