Health Order Issued
After ignoring the situation for many years, Tuboflard, the Chief Medical Officer at the Shalampax Medical Clinic, has finally used her regulatory powers to order Rottentomato, owner of Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, to either eliminate all vermin from his premises and keep them vermin-free or shut his restaurant down.
That will teach Rottentomato to refuse Tuboflard’s request for a volume discount at the restaurant.
Tuboflard gave Rottentomato six weeks to comply, but Rottentomato did not wait that long. He took immediate action to satisfy the requirements of the injunction. That is to say, he rid his restaurant of vermin, rather than elect the shut-it-down option that Tuboflard generously included in her decree.
Rottentomato has asked me to inform his patrons that, as a consequence of his actions, the items on his menu will now, on average, provide approximately 75% less protein than they did in the past. He regrets that he will no longer be able to fulfill all of the dietary requirements of his customers, but he places the blame entirely on Tuboflard’s shoulders.
Rottentomato is appealing Toboflard’s ruling and hopes to be able to offer a protein-rich menu again soon.
Were these 4 legged vermin or 2 legged causing the infestation?
@David: I was usually not two-legged — he didn’t get a lot of foreigners in his restaurant. Rather, it was a combination of creatures with four (mice, rats, etc.) and more (a variety of insects) legs.
Overpopulation of the vermin is just around the corner..I think..
@megamanthemadman: Yes, I have the same fear as you. Rottentomato’s recipes were a effective means of vermin control. Now what?