Shalampax’s Most Exclusive Restaurant
August 25th, 2009
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Rottentomato’s restaurant, Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, has always been appropriately named—until now. But it looks like he is going to have to either change the name or live with a lie. Considering how comfortable Shalampaxians, and Rottentomato in particular, are with deceit, I think I know which one he will choose.
Rottentomato has lost his “most costly” crown to Barfontable and Shitonfloor, a husband and wife team who have opened Shalampax’s Most Exclusive Restaurant, which is both the name of their restaurant and an accurate description.




