Personal Hygiene Day
Today is National Personal Hygiene Day in Shalampax. To celebrate this holiday, all Shalampaxians are expected to shower or take a bath today. National Personal Hygiene Day comes but once a year, so I don’t think it’s unreasonable to ask Shalampaxians to make the effort required to bathe on this special day. Your family, your neighbors and, if you work, your coworkers will thank you.
Washing your clothes and bedding is not mandatory, but if it’s been a year or more since you’ve last done so, it is strongly recommended.
I love National Hijinx Day! I drop all my laundry off in neighboring cubes and frolic in the rain of terror.
@Doctor Faustroll: It sounds as though you are an even wilder and crazier guy than us Shalampaxians, with an emphasis on the “crazier”. Keep up the good work!
…..just went I thought I might want to take up residence there….I think I’d better re-shink it (oops)…I mean re-think it!
Cute post
typos…uggggghh… trying to crack a joke. Re-shink it was supposed to have been re-stink it. Leave it to me to foul (oops)…lol…things up
@Roschelle: Don’t let your typo bother you. Few people in the world make more mistakes than Shalampaxians do. So, your mistake should make you feel comfortable here.
By all means, take up residence here. … Of course, when I say “take up residence”, I mean that metaphorically. You will probably want to reside here only virtually, because we eat foreigners who venture onto our island. And when I say “eat”, I don’t mean that in a good way.
LMAO!!!!!!!…or at least what would be left of it…dare I venture into Shalampax
@Roschelle: Yes, please don’t laugh your ass off. We prefer foreigners to have a little meat on them when they arrive.
Even though it is but the end of August, I’m thinking I may take my annual shower today as a sign of solidarity with all ya’ll Shalampaxians.
Then again, maybe not – I might go to the beach in a couple of weeks. Water conservation is critically important.
@David: Water conservation is not an issue here because of how much rain we get. Our water tanks are constantly overflowing.
We would appreciate the show of solidarity, although, truth be told, many Shalampaxians are unpatriotic and celebrate National Personal Hygiene Day only once every two years.