Farting Championships
September 4th, 2009
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The tenth annual Shalampax Farting Championships were held yesterday. As usual, gold, silver and bronze medals were handed out in the loudest fart, smelliest fart and most powerful fart (as measured by a wind gauge) events.
One contestant, Shalampax Speaks’ own Stoneupnose, won three medals: gold in the smelliest fart event; another gold for most powerful fart and a silver in the loudest fart category. Congratulations Stoneupnose! You did us proud!
I’ve always wondered why our administrator, Birdinhand, has always insisted that Stoneupnose work at home rather than in the office. Now I know.
