Human Sexuality
Emptybucket is on a roll. This Thursday, in meeting room 3C, he will hold yet another lecture in his eclectic series of talks. This week’s seminar is titled Human Sexual Behavior.
Emptybucket will open by presenting an introduction to both subtle, hidden human mating behaviors and blatant, horndog courting and flirting signals. Emptybucket will then turn the session over to an open discussion of why he has so much trouble getting any.
In light of yesterday’s news, Emptybucket has asked me to let any women who are thinking of attending know that he has not taken advantage of the opening specials at Shalampax’s Most Exclusive Restaurant. Yeah, like that’s going to be relevant. Wishful thinking reigns supreme in Emptybucket’s pathetic mind.
Large cots will be available in the room for anyone who wants to put into practice what they’ve learned in the session. Exhibitionists are welcome and strongly encouraged.
If Emptybucket could guarantee that there would be couples there to demonstrate the techniques I’m guessing that attendance would soar.
@David: Yes, that probably would boost attendance, but I’m guessing he’s hoping for singles–specifically women–who might be willing to engage in some demonstrations with him. If so, I suspect he can dream on.