Porn Star Visa
After finding out that, despite how few people live here, Shalampax boasts the greatest number of her loyal fans in any one country, porn star Sindy Deeplie applied for a visa to visit Shalampax for what she claimed to be a public relations visit.
I’ve learned that it wasn’t really the large number of fans and the potential to promote herself and her porn films to us that motivated Sindy to apply to come (no pun intended) here. Instead, she made her decision after she heard that it is the custom of all Shalampaxians to eat foreigners. Apparently she misunderstood what we meant by “eat.”
What do you think? Should we grant her a visa?
By all means – welcome her to Shalampax with a fork and knife…er I mean with open arms.
@David: Yeah, that’s my feeling (so to speak). Although, I and a few of the other guys here would be willing to oblige her understanding of the word “eat” first if she wishes.
God, I nearly forgot about The Lick Sisters. There was nothing I liked better in this life than going to eat with Sindy Deeplie and Cindee Gnomoure.
@Doctor Faustroll: Simple pleasures are the best.
>>> I…would be willing to oblige her understanding of the word “eat” first if she wishes.
EEWWWW….oral sex with a porn star is right up there with kissing a hooker. I thought that was even beneath the dignity of Shalampaxians.
@David: Shalampaxian dignity? I thought you knew us better than to use an oxymoron like that.