Comments on: Mystery Room http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/16/mystery-room/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/16/mystery-room/comment-page-1/#comment-918 Birdinhand Wed, 16 Sep 2009 18:18:24 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=725#comment-918 <a href="#comment-916" rel="nofollow">@Doctor Faustroll</a>: The room is nowhere near large enough to do that justice. @Doctor Faustroll: The room is nowhere near large enough to do that justice.

]]> By: Doctor Faustroll http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/16/mystery-room/comment-page-1/#comment-916 Doctor Faustroll Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:58:51 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=725#comment-916 How about making it into a Museum for Failed Policies of the Past? How about making it into a Museum for Failed Policies of the Past?

]]> By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/16/mystery-room/comment-page-1/#comment-915 Birdinhand Wed, 16 Sep 2009 16:06:48 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=725#comment-915 <a href="#comment-914" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: In theory, the stripper bar is an excellent idea! Who doesn't love stripper bars? There's only one problem. The talent pool for strippers is limited to only Shalampaxians. Who wants to see Shalampaxians strip? Certainly not another Shalampaxian. We're not the most physically attractive of people. Regarding your plea for environmentalism. Have no fear. We are with you <strong>100 percent</strong> on that. Don't worry; we'll contract one of our supply ships to cart away the exercise equipment on its return voyage and dump it in the ocean far enough away from Shalampax that it won't pollute our shores. As to other nations, that's their problem. @David: In theory, the stripper bar is an excellent idea! Who doesn’t love stripper bars? There’s only one problem. The talent pool for strippers is limited to only Shalampaxians. Who wants to see Shalampaxians strip? Certainly not another Shalampaxian. We’re not the most physically attractive of people.

Regarding your plea for environmentalism. Have no fear. We are with you 100 percent on that. Don’t worry; we’ll contract one of our supply ships to cart away the exercise equipment on its return voyage and dump it in the ocean far enough away from Shalampax that it won’t pollute our shores. As to other nations, that’s their problem.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/09/16/mystery-room/comment-page-1/#comment-914 David Wed, 16 Sep 2009 15:55:33 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=725#comment-914 I seem to recall that there are already places to lounge and watch TV while enjoying adult beverages. What I don't recall is a stripper lounge being within the bounds of Shalampax. With the installation of two stripper poles (one for a female- and one for a male-stripper), there should be something to appeal to everyone. Whether or not you give my suggestion great weight, I must encourage the people of Shalampax and their government to avoid polluting the ocean with the surplus exercise equipment - Go Green. I seem to recall that there are already places to lounge and watch TV while enjoying adult beverages. What I don’t recall is a stripper lounge being within the bounds of Shalampax. With the installation of two stripper poles (one for a female- and one for a male-stripper), there should be something to appeal to everyone.

Whether or not you give my suggestion great weight, I must encourage the people of Shalampax and their government to avoid polluting the ocean with the surplus exercise equipment – Go Green.

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