Infinitiaty Launched
Sign of our Lords
Religco, Shalampax’s largest cult religion company, recently launched the ultimate cult religion. Take my word for it, this one is going to blow away all other religions. No doubt about it.
Not to steal too much of the thunder from Religco’s marketing campaign, I’ll just say that this new cult religion, Infinitiaty, doesn’t believe in one god, two gods or even a small number of gods. It believes in an infinite number of Gods.
I know what you’re saying, “That’s ridiculous!” Yeah, it sounds so, but only until you study the cult religion. The proofs of their beliefs are indisputable.
Religco has already posted an Infinitiaty page in the Shalampax cult religion catalog.
Check it out. Let me know what you think. But remember, if you diss this cult religion, you’re going to be royally pissing off an infinite number of gods. You might want to think twice—or maybe an infinite number of times—before doing that.
With an infinite number of Gods – there is something for everyone! Most excellent, I must say.
Sounds perfect to me…except for one thing. I can’t figure out the correct pronounciation of Infinitiaty. Perhaps Religco can provide a phonetic spelling.
@David: Yes Religco tries to go after the broadest possible markets.
It’s supposed to be pronounced: Infinity–at–ee, but Religco doesn’t care how people pronounce it as long as they join. The name given to adherents is Infinitians, which is intended to be pronounced, Infinity–ans, but, again, Religco doesn’t care what people call themselves as long as they are contributing members.
Wow…an infinite number of ways to sin..Can’t get better than that..
@MegaMan The Madman: Yes, you wouldn’t even have to work at sinning. Are you ready to sign up?