National Physical Fitness Day
October 3rd, 2009
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Shalampaxians will be observing National Physical Fitness Day today. Of course, Shalampaxians being Shalampaxians, we’ll be observing it from the comfort of our couches, with our feet firmly planted on ottomans and beers always in hand. (Well, that is to say the beer cans will be in our hands. The beers will be in the cans until a few seconds after the cans are opened, after which the beers will be down our throats, into our bellies and then out through our urinary tracts. But you get the picture.)
Observance consists mostly of watching sports on television.
