Twitter-Minded
A recent study found that, for slightly more than 93 percent of the time, what is on the mind of any one Shalampaxian can be fully disclosed and comprehensively analyzed in a single Twitter message, without pressing up against Twitter’s 140-character limit.
In addition, according to the study, two Twitter messages would suffice roughly six percent of the time. For less than only one percent of the time would more than two Twitter messages be required to broadcast the contents of a Shalampaxian’s mind and an analysis of it. And there’s never been a documented case of requiring more than a single base-10 digit to count the number of necessary Twitter messages.
Damn! We’re more superficial than I thought. I never for a moment imagined that was even remotely possible.
You poor, poor people. Live by the Twits and die by the Twits. Perhaps a little Stumble will help…Saaaa-lute!
@RedRaider: We may be twits–no argument there–but we love Stumbles. Thanks!
Twitter….Tweets…..Twits…..
I agree with Don and I have stumbled too.
It’s wonderful when your fellow countrymen exceed your expectations, isn’t it?
@MadMadMargo: Thanks. I’m so loving the Stumble that I think I could Tweet. Well maybe I’m not loving it THAT much, but definitely close.
@Patricia: Yes, I can usually count on them for stuff like this.
I admit I share the addiction: I love my Twitter..but I also secretly love the Stumble too… is this a love triangle??
@nipsy: If it’s a love triangle, its probably not one you have to keep from your husband. Although, that depends on who you are stumbling on and whether you do it repeatedly and without clothes on.