Comments on: Parliamentary Impasse Broken http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1054 Birdinhand Sun, 11 Oct 2009 21:38:48 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1054 <a href="#comment-1050" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: Well, if you change your mind about the capitol building, let me know. I've already mentioned it to a couple of the real estate agents here and they'd love to get their hands on the commission on that. And these agents are good. One of them just sold the Brooklyn Bridge. Yeah, MadMadMargo's blog does say she's a woman and the pictures she uses to represent herself there are all of women, but how do we really know? @David: Well, if you change your mind about the capitol building, let me know. I’ve already mentioned it to a couple of the real estate agents here and they’d love to get their hands on the commission on that. And these agents are good. One of them just sold the Brooklyn Bridge.

Yeah, MadMadMargo’s blog does say she’s a woman and the pictures she uses to represent herself there are all of women, but how do we really know?

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1050 David Sun, 11 Oct 2009 20:32:26 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1050 Lacking the massive revenue that a native Shalampaxian might have from their spam businesses or religions/cults, I fear the heating and air conditioning costs associated with residing in the quite extensive capitol building would be prohibitive for my relatively modest multi-millionaire net worth. I suspect that the person currently known as MadMadMargo may be some sort of provocateur agitating the populace. Do we even know that Margo is a woman? I’ve seen no evidence to prove or disprove that and she/he/it could have easily just assumed the MadMadMargo moniker. Thus I challenge this “Margo” to show herself, so to speak. Lacking the massive revenue that a native Shalampaxian might have from their spam businesses or religions/cults, I fear the heating and air conditioning costs associated with residing in the quite extensive capitol building would be prohibitive for my relatively modest multi-millionaire net worth.

I suspect that the person currently known as MadMadMargo may be some sort of provocateur agitating the populace. Do we even know that Margo is a woman? I’ve seen no evidence to prove or disprove that and she/he/it could have easily just assumed the MadMadMargo moniker. Thus I challenge this “Margo” to show herself, so to speak.

]]> By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1047 Birdinhand Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:22:58 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1047 <a href=#comment-1046 rel=nofollow rel="nofollow">@David</a>: Thanks for filling us in on your personal information. If you hired a Shalampaxian real estate agent (working remotely, of course, because of the legal issues), Im sure that he or she could get you that capitol building as your residence in no time. I should mention that MadMadMargo has, on occasion claimed to be a Shalampaxian herself. The capitalization within her name is non-Shalampaxian, but it otherwise could be a Shalampaxian name. Obviously, shortly after her birth, her parents saw someone named Margo who was doubly mad. However, I dont know if that means that the Margo in question was doubly angry, doubly crazy or one part angry and one part crazy. I also dont know how someone with the obviously non-Shalampaxian name of Margo came to be within the sight of MadMadMargos parents, but there you have it. @David: Thanks for filling us in on your personal information. If you hired a Shalampaxian real estate agent (working remotely, of course, because of the legal issues), Im sure that he or she could get you that capitol building as your residence in no time.

I should mention that MadMadMargo has, on occasion claimed to be a Shalampaxian herself. The capitalization within her name is non-Shalampaxian, but it otherwise could be a Shalampaxian name. Obviously, shortly after her birth, her parents saw someone named Margo who was doubly mad. However, I dont know if that means that the Margo in question was doubly angry, doubly crazy or one part angry and one part crazy. I also dont know how someone with the obviously non-Shalampaxian name of Margo came to be within the sight of MadMadMargos parents, but there you have it.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1046 David Sun, 11 Oct 2009 14:25:24 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1046 I am not a Shalampaxian, I have never been a Shalampaxian, I will never be a Shalampaxian. I don't play a Shalampaxian on TV. And, since I'm still rather much alive, it should be clear to any regular reader of Shalampax Speaks that I've never visited Shalampax. I tried once upon a time to get approval to build a condo for myself on the roof of the Shalampax building from which to enjoy the ocean breezes and the waterviews - and was soundly rejected plus I withdrew my request upon discovering that I would, upon arrival, promptly become dinner. Instead, I'm a proud American (or USian as our South American neighbors like to say) living in our nation's capitol...well, not the capitol building itself of course, just living here in the city that I've called home for the last 30 years. Also, there is absolutely no record whatsoever as to the view that may have appeared in my mother's eyes at the time of my birth so it would not be possible for me to even generate a Shalampaxian name if I were inclined to impersonate or pretend to be a Shalampaxian. It's all just so impossible. So there you have it MMMargo. I am not a Shalampaxian, I have never been a Shalampaxian, I will never be a Shalampaxian. I don’t play a Shalampaxian on TV. And, since I’m still rather much alive, it should be clear to any regular reader of Shalampax Speaks that I’ve never visited Shalampax.

I tried once upon a time to get approval to build a condo for myself on the roof of the Shalampax building from which to enjoy the ocean breezes and the waterviews – and was soundly rejected plus I withdrew my request upon discovering that I would, upon arrival, promptly become dinner.

Instead, I’m a proud American (or USian as our South American neighbors like to say) living in our nation’s capitol…well, not the capitol building itself of course, just living here in the city that I’ve called home for the last 30 years.

Also, there is absolutely no record whatsoever as to the view that may have appeared in my mother’s eyes at the time of my birth so it would not be possible for me to even generate a Shalampaxian name if I were inclined to impersonate or pretend to be a Shalampaxian. It’s all just so impossible. So there you have it MMMargo.

]]> By: Birdinhand http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1044 Birdinhand Sun, 11 Oct 2009 13:12:52 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1044 <a href="#comment-1041" rel="nofollow">@MadMadMargo</a>: I assume that you are implying that David is a Shalampaxian. With a name like "David" that is not possible. He is and avid reader, and a most welcome one, but he's no Shalampaxian. I know Shalampaxians--I am one myself--and he's no Shalampaxian. I mean that as a compliment. <a href="#comment-1042" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: I hope you enjoyed your time off. Can you think of anyway to prove to MadMadMargo that you are not one of us? If you want to protect your fine reputation, then it's in your best interests to do so. @MadMadMargo: I assume that you are implying that David is a Shalampaxian. With a name like “David” that is not possible. He is and avid reader, and a most welcome one, but he’s no Shalampaxian. I know Shalampaxians–I am one myself–and he’s no Shalampaxian. I mean that as a compliment.

@David: I hope you enjoyed your time off. Can you think of anyway to prove to MadMadMargo that you are not one of us? If you want to protect your fine reputation, then it’s in your best interests to do so.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1042 David Sun, 11 Oct 2009 12:59:20 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1042 David was outdoors watching the hired help do some interesting landscaping here on the grounds of our Shady Pines Compound. Upon return to the keyboard, he was dumbstruck by the honor of being named personally and prominently in Shalampax Speaks. While this explains his failure to comment first as he is wont to do, it does absolutely nothing to answer MadMadMargo's probing question. David was outdoors watching the hired help do some interesting landscaping here on the grounds of our Shady Pines Compound. Upon return to the keyboard, he was dumbstruck by the honor of being named personally and prominently in Shalampax Speaks.

While this explains his failure to comment first as he is wont to do, it does absolutely nothing to answer MadMadMargo’s probing question.

]]> By: MadMadMargo http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/10/parliamentary-impasse-broken/comment-page-1/#comment-1041 MadMadMargo Sun, 11 Oct 2009 04:14:35 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=819#comment-1041 Okay...who is David? Except for today, he always comments first. Hmmmm, I wonder? Okay…who is David? Except for today, he always comments first. Hmmmm, I wonder?

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