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A Higher Spirit

There is nothing more uplifting than the soul of a being of flesh and blood that rises up high above its corporeal body to experience life on a far loftier plane.

There is nothing more beautiful than two souls who have merged in a bond of everlasting, unconditional, true love to form a single whole that is far more sublime than the sum of its previously separate parts could ever be.

There is nothing more glorious than the melding of the collective spirits of a people of mutual faith who unite in a fellowship of humanity unified through a pure energy that exudes peace and love.

There is no one more full of shit than I am.

Damn! Writing this spirituality column is driving me out of my frigging mind. I’ve got to get off this beat! Either that or I’ve got to start taking drugs. There’s no way I’m going to be able to keep churning out this piffle otherwise.

Well, that’s your freaking spiritual message for today. Now, buzz off until next time.

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  1. David
    October 28th, 2009 at 09:40 | #1

    You have truly lifted my spirit on this dreary rainy morning.

    I now have a song in my heart – although I must concede I don’t recognize the tune and don’t know the words.

  2. October 28th, 2009 at 09:46 | #2

    @David: I strongly recommend that you do whatever it takes to get that song out of your heart. It can’t be healthy and, left unchecked, will undoubtedly lead to cardiac arrest.

  3. October 28th, 2009 at 10:27 | #3

    Thank you, I’ve been lifted. Whether it’s to a higher plain remains to be seen.

  4. October 28th, 2009 at 10:29 | #4

    @MadMadMargo: As long as it wasn’t your wallet that was lifted, I guess that’s OK.