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		<title>By: Stoneupnose</title>
		<link>http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/02/marie%e2%80%99s-shocking-news/comment-page-1/#comment-1228</link>
		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:49:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1227&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@MadMadMargo&lt;/a&gt;: I understand how troubling this must be for you. I will pass all of this information along to Openfly and ask that she try to get some clarification from Marie. It&#039;s possible that Marie was lying about not knowing who your father was and that she somehow managed to communicate with him to let him know your name and whereabouts. That would explain the letter, but that&#039;s pure speculation on my part. Then again, it&#039;s also possible that Marie lied about having a daughter for some reason, although I can&#039;t think what that would be.

I will also pass along your request for DNA testing.

I&#039;ll try to get some answers for you in a day or two, but I can&#039;t promise anything. I don&#039;t know how forthcoming Marie will be.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1227" rel="nofollow">@MadMadMargo</a>: I understand how troubling this must be for you. I will pass all of this information along to Openfly and ask that she try to get some clarification from Marie. It&#8217;s possible that Marie was lying about not knowing who your father was and that she somehow managed to communicate with him to let him know your name and whereabouts. That would explain the letter, but that&#8217;s pure speculation on my part. Then again, it&#8217;s also possible that Marie lied about having a daughter for some reason, although I can&#8217;t think what that would be.</p>
<p>I will also pass along your request for DNA testing.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll try to get some answers for you in a day or two, but I can&#8217;t promise anything. I don&#8217;t know how forthcoming Marie will be.</p>
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		<title>By: MadMadMargo</title>
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		<dc:creator>MadMadMargo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 03:36:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I understand that my father&#039;s (and possibly my mother&#039;s) identity is in question or unknown.  However, I would think Marie would want to submit to DNA testing.  Then, quite possibly, she could also provide me with a list of the many men she bedded with in Shalampax.  They, too, could submit to testing.  The mystery of my parentage would be solved.  

When I was only 5 years old I overheard a conversation between my adoptive mother and her sister.  My &quot;mother&quot; said she had received a letter from a man who lived in Shalampax and that he was certain I was his child.  When I asked my &quot;mother&quot; about this later, she was not forth coming with any information.  Unfortunately she died many years ago and I am still at a loss as to who this man is.  How this man was able to track me down is anyone&#039;s guess.  Maybe Marie can answer this question.

As you know, I live in Arizona and I very well may make the trip to Big Sur to meet Marie.  I don&#039;t know when.  I&#039;m still in shock over this news and it will take some time for me to make any decisions.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I understand that my father&#8217;s (and possibly my mother&#8217;s) identity is in question or unknown.  However, I would think Marie would want to submit to DNA testing.  Then, quite possibly, she could also provide me with a list of the many men she bedded with in Shalampax.  They, too, could submit to testing.  The mystery of my parentage would be solved.  </p>
<p>When I was only 5 years old I overheard a conversation between my adoptive mother and her sister.  My &#8220;mother&#8221; said she had received a letter from a man who lived in Shalampax and that he was certain I was his child.  When I asked my &#8220;mother&#8221; about this later, she was not forth coming with any information.  Unfortunately she died many years ago and I am still at a loss as to who this man is.  How this man was able to track me down is anyone&#8217;s guess.  Maybe Marie can answer this question.</p>
<p>As you know, I live in Arizona and I very well may make the trip to Big Sur to meet Marie.  I don&#8217;t know when.  I&#8217;m still in shock over this news and it will take some time for me to make any decisions.</p>
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		<title>By: Stoneupnose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1224&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@MadMadMargo&lt;/a&gt;: Oh ... my ... god!

This gets more and more shocking all the time. As I mentioned in an earlier post, your mother, or at least the woman who claims to be your mother, is Marie Kurveh. She seems to be quite wealthy and owns a&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/29/openfly-in-california/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt; five-star resort and a hippie-retro commune somewhere near something called Big Sur in California&lt;/a&gt;, if you&#039;ve heard of that.

Marie never mentioned anything to Openfly about Marie having put you up for adoption. I don&#039;t know why she would tell Openfly about you, but then fail to mention that. The stories from Marie&#039;s time in Shalampax suggest she&#039;s a free-spirit to the extreme. Maybe she didn&#039;t want to be tied down with a child. But then why didn&#039;t she have an abortion? She had no qualms about it while in Shalampax. I just don&#039;t know. It is most puzzling I&#039;m going to pass this information along to Openfly. Hopefully she&#039;ll be able to get some information from your mother.

As I mentioned in this post, your father is a mystery that may never be solved. Marie doesn&#039;t know which of several Shalampaxian men it might be. All we know is that he is Shalampaxian.

But now I have a question for you. If you didn&#039;t know about your parentage, why have you, in the past, posted comments in this blog suggesting you are a Shalampaxian?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1224" rel="nofollow">@MadMadMargo</a>: Oh &#8230; my &#8230; god!</p>
<p>This gets more and more shocking all the time. As I mentioned in an earlier post, your mother, or at least the woman who claims to be your mother, is Marie Kurveh. She seems to be quite wealthy and owns a<a href="http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/10/29/openfly-in-california/" rel="nofollow"> five-star resort and a hippie-retro commune somewhere near something called Big Sur in California</a>, if you&#8217;ve heard of that.</p>
<p>Marie never mentioned anything to Openfly about Marie having put you up for adoption. I don&#8217;t know why she would tell Openfly about you, but then fail to mention that. The stories from Marie&#8217;s time in Shalampax suggest she&#8217;s a free-spirit to the extreme. Maybe she didn&#8217;t want to be tied down with a child. But then why didn&#8217;t she have an abortion? She had no qualms about it while in Shalampax. I just don&#8217;t know. It is most puzzling I&#8217;m going to pass this information along to Openfly. Hopefully she&#8217;ll be able to get some information from your mother.</p>
<p>As I mentioned in this post, your father is a mystery that may never be solved. Marie doesn&#8217;t know which of several Shalampaxian men it might be. All we know is that he is Shalampaxian.</p>
<p>But now I have a question for you. If you didn&#8217;t know about your parentage, why have you, in the past, posted comments in this blog suggesting you are a Shalampaxian?</p>
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		<title>By: MadMadMargo</title>
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		<dc:creator>MadMadMargo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Dear Mr. Stoneupnose, 

I want to apologize for the delay in responding to the news you released yesterday.  Needless, to say, I was shocked to read that Marie is my birth mother.  

I never knew my mother, I was left at an orphanage near New Orleans when I was just a tiny thing.  Although I was adopted and raised by a very loving family, I&#039;ve always wondered who my true parents are.  Any information you could you have to lead me to either my father or mother&#039;s whereabouts would be appreciated.

Sincerely,
MadMadMargo</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear Mr. Stoneupnose, </p>
<p>I want to apologize for the delay in responding to the news you released yesterday.  Needless, to say, I was shocked to read that Marie is my birth mother.  </p>
<p>I never knew my mother, I was left at an orphanage near New Orleans when I was just a tiny thing.  Although I was adopted and raised by a very loving family, I&#8217;ve always wondered who my true parents are.  Any information you could you have to lead me to either my father or mother&#8217;s whereabouts would be appreciated.</p>
<p>Sincerely,<br />
MadMadMargo</p>
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		<title>By: Stoneupnose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1220&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@David&lt;/a&gt;: I have no answers to any of your questions. It&#039;s as much as a mystery to me as it is to you. Hopefully, all will be revealed in the fullness of time. Then again, maybe not. I can&#039;t make this stuff up. I have to wait until the information becomes available.

I don&#039;t know much about this MadMadMargo. It&#039;s possible that she works for a living and hasn&#039;t had a chance to respond yet. We&#039;ll see.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1220" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: I have no answers to any of your questions. It&#8217;s as much as a mystery to me as it is to you. Hopefully, all will be revealed in the fullness of time. Then again, maybe not. I can&#8217;t make this stuff up. I have to wait until the information becomes available.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t know much about this MadMadMargo. It&#8217;s possible that she works for a living and hasn&#8217;t had a chance to respond yet. We&#8217;ll see.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
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		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:13:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I agree the time frame could fit with a 1954 birth if she is in fact 55 y/o.   But looking at that picture she has posted in her profile...well, assuming it is her, based on the typical description of the beautiful and handsome ratings of the islanders (or lack thereof), I just can&#039;t see any reason to believe she has any Shalampaxian DNA in her gene pool.

On the other hand, given that she seems to regularly read and occasionally comment on the items posted to Shalampax Speaks, I&#039;m wondering why she remains silent today.   Is she perhaps confronting her mother, presumably Marie, about the specifics of her paternity?   I&#039;m not sure I would want to be in the room for that discussion - although I am nosy enough to want to hear all the juicy details.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I agree the time frame could fit with a 1954 birth if she is in fact 55 y/o.   But looking at that picture she has posted in her profile&#8230;well, assuming it is her, based on the typical description of the beautiful and handsome ratings of the islanders (or lack thereof), I just can&#8217;t see any reason to believe she has any Shalampaxian DNA in her gene pool.</p>
<p>On the other hand, given that she seems to regularly read and occasionally comment on the items posted to Shalampax Speaks, I&#8217;m wondering why she remains silent today.   Is she perhaps confronting her mother, presumably Marie, about the specifics of her paternity?   I&#8217;m not sure I would want to be in the room for that discussion &#8211; although I am nosy enough to want to hear all the juicy details.</p>
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		<title>By: Stoneupnose</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stoneupnose</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:27:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1218&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;@David&lt;/a&gt;: I had thought about the possibility that Marie made that up, but I wouldn&#039;t suggest it to any Shalampaxians. Despite the fact that she was chased away for constantly correcting Shalampaxians&#039; spelling and grammar, many Shalampaxians revere her. She did, after all, teach us English and teach us about civilization. Without that, we could never have developed our religion or spam businesses. So you don&#039;t want to cast aspersions about Marie in front of some Shalampaxians.

It&#039;s true that, unless she was showing more than could be explained as a little pudginess, it is likely that no one would have known that Marie was pregnant when she fled. However, I checked MadMadMargo&#039;s blog. It shows an age in her profile. It&#039;s not known exactly when Marie left Shalampax, but MadMadMargo&#039;s age is such that, if Marie is indeed her mother, it is very possible and possibly even likely that her father is Shalampaxian.

As an intrepid, if that&#039;s the word I&#039;m looking for, journalist, you know I&#039;ll keep you posted on developments as they happen or, at least, as I become aware of them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="#comment-1218" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: I had thought about the possibility that Marie made that up, but I wouldn&#8217;t suggest it to any Shalampaxians. Despite the fact that she was chased away for constantly correcting Shalampaxians&#8217; spelling and grammar, many Shalampaxians revere her. She did, after all, teach us English and teach us about civilization. Without that, we could never have developed our religion or spam businesses. So you don&#8217;t want to cast aspersions about Marie in front of some Shalampaxians.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s true that, unless she was showing more than could be explained as a little pudginess, it is likely that no one would have known that Marie was pregnant when she fled. However, I checked MadMadMargo&#8217;s blog. It shows an age in her profile. It&#8217;s not known exactly when Marie left Shalampax, but MadMadMargo&#8217;s age is such that, if Marie is indeed her mother, it is very possible and possibly even likely that her father is Shalampaxian.</p>
<p>As an intrepid, if that&#8217;s the word I&#8217;m looking for, journalist, you know I&#8217;ll keep you posted on developments as they happen or, at least, as I become aware of them.</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
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		<dc:creator>David</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:42:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve always had a nagging suspicion about that Marie character - I&#039;ve never quite trusted her. 

How does anyone really know she was pregnant when she departed from Shalampax?  

Lord only knows what other tidbits of scandal that Openfly may glean from her probing questions; please keep us posted on further developments.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve always had a nagging suspicion about that Marie character &#8211; I&#8217;ve never quite trusted her. </p>
<p>How does anyone really know she was pregnant when she departed from Shalampax?  </p>
<p>Lord only knows what other tidbits of scandal that Openfly may glean from her probing questions; please keep us posted on further developments.</p>
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