Don’t Pick Your Nose Month
November 4th, 2009
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I need to start this post with an apology. I’m a few days late publishing this official proclamation. I’m sorry.
Manexposinghimself, our Prime Minister, has declared November to be National Don’t Pick Your Nose Month. For the entire month of November, Shalampaxians caught picking their noses will be fined $50 per occurrence, no exceptions.
Because I was late publishing this notice, the government has agreed to not issue fines for anyone caught before today. However, there is no grace period from this point forward.
