Waist-Watchers Program
Rottentomato, owner of Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant, keeps his eye on culinary trends around the world. He has, with some trepidation, witnessed the expanding worldwide distress about obesity. This girth anxiety has not yet reached Shalampax’s shores, but Rottentomato wants to stay ahead of the curve to ensure that a possible future concern about calories future will not affect his restaurant’s bottom line.
As a result, Rottentomato recently introduced a Waist-Watchers program at Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant. This is not to be confused with the trademarked Weight Watchers plans and products from Weight Watchers International, Inc.
Rottentomato’s Waist-Watchers program does not involve any changes to his restaurant’s menu. Under the program, Shalampax’s Most Expensive Restaurant is altering its dress code to allow both males and females to bare their bellies while they eat.
Rottentomato believes that you should be allowed to watch your waist expand as you eat, particularly when consuming some of the more high-calorie and high-fat items on his menu. This new Waist-Watchers program will allow you to do that.
Enjoy!
Girth anxiety does indeed run rampant here in the States but I would wager that no more than one % of the population has the slightest inclination to do anything about it. I am daily attacked with a session of girth anxiety but a trip to the refrigerator for a nosh or a glass of vino generally sooths me.
I will go one step further and predict that it will never be an issue on Shalampax given the requirement to engage in exercise to accomplish any meaningful individual changes. And before you ask, yes, sex does count as exercise but barely so given the very few calories used. Rottentomato has taken the most prudent approach with exposing the waist for more convenient watching….next to completely ignoring the matter.
@David: Of course sex burns off calories, but generally just for us women. The men I’m with usually just lie on the bed while I mount them and do all of the work. Are you telling me you do more when you’re with women?
As far as watching calories at restaurants goes, there is something quite satisfying about watching your waist expand as you enjoy a good meal.
It is not my usual sexual technique to just lie on the bed for the woman du jour to climb aboard and do all the work. While I’m not one to discuss the specifics of my sexual encounters (admittedly because I’m typically a bit too blitzed to remember), I will say that I’m inclined to be more proactive and the women who have “allegedly”* spent time in my bed have not expressed any complaints.
*(My lawyers say that I have to use the term allegedly for legal reasons.)
@David: Wow! You’re a real giving sort of guy. The guys here aren’t like that. I notice that you are also allegedly very cautious.