Comments on: Waist-Watchers Program http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/07/waist-watchers-program/ Inanity Reigns Supreme: The voice of Shalampax Fri, 07 Oct 2011 05:43:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Snotontable http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/07/waist-watchers-program/comment-page-1/#comment-1261 Snotontable Sun, 08 Nov 2009 13:18:30 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=928#comment-1261 <a href="#comment-1259" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: Wow! You're a real giving sort of guy. The guys here aren't like that. I notice that you are also allegedly very cautious. @David: Wow! You’re a real giving sort of guy. The guys here aren’t like that. I notice that you are also allegedly very cautious.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/07/waist-watchers-program/comment-page-1/#comment-1259 David Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:47:53 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=928#comment-1259 It is not my usual sexual technique to just lie on the bed for the woman du jour to climb aboard and do all the work. While I'm not one to discuss the specifics of my sexual encounters (admittedly because I'm typically a bit too blitzed to remember), I will say that I'm inclined to be more proactive and the women who have "allegedly"* spent time in my bed have not expressed any complaints. *(My lawyers say that I have to use the term allegedly for legal reasons.) It is not my usual sexual technique to just lie on the bed for the woman du jour to climb aboard and do all the work. While I’m not one to discuss the specifics of my sexual encounters (admittedly because I’m typically a bit too blitzed to remember), I will say that I’m inclined to be more proactive and the women who have “allegedly”* spent time in my bed have not expressed any complaints.

*(My lawyers say that I have to use the term allegedly for legal reasons.)

]]> By: Snotontable http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/07/waist-watchers-program/comment-page-1/#comment-1258 Snotontable Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:53:59 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=928#comment-1258 <a href="#comment-1256" rel="nofollow">@David</a>: Of course sex burns off calories, but generally just for us women. The men I'm with usually just lie on the bed while I mount them and do all of the work. Are you telling me you do more when you're with women? As far as watching calories at restaurants goes, there is something quite satisfying about watching your waist expand as you enjoy a good meal. @David: Of course sex burns off calories, but generally just for us women. The men I’m with usually just lie on the bed while I mount them and do all of the work. Are you telling me you do more when you’re with women?

As far as watching calories at restaurants goes, there is something quite satisfying about watching your waist expand as you enjoy a good meal.

]]> By: David http://www.shalampax.com/blog/2009/11/07/waist-watchers-program/comment-page-1/#comment-1256 David Sat, 07 Nov 2009 20:08:55 +0000 http://www.shalampax.com/blog/?p=928#comment-1256 Girth anxiety does indeed run rampant here in the States but I would wager that no more than one % of the population has the slightest inclination to do anything about it. I am daily attacked with a session of girth anxiety but a trip to the refrigerator for a nosh or a glass of vino generally sooths me. I will go one step further and predict that it will never be an issue on Shalampax given the requirement to engage in exercise to accomplish any meaningful individual changes. And before you ask, yes, sex does count as exercise but barely so given the very few calories used. Rottentomato has taken the most prudent approach with exposing the waist for more convenient watching....next to completely ignoring the matter. Girth anxiety does indeed run rampant here in the States but I would wager that no more than one % of the population has the slightest inclination to do anything about it. I am daily attacked with a session of girth anxiety but a trip to the refrigerator for a nosh or a glass of vino generally sooths me.

I will go one step further and predict that it will never be an issue on Shalampax given the requirement to engage in exercise to accomplish any meaningful individual changes. And before you ask, yes, sex does count as exercise but barely so given the very few calories used. Rottentomato has taken the most prudent approach with exposing the waist for more convenient watching….next to completely ignoring the matter.

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