Schmendrick’s Request
November 11th, 2009
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I have just this minute received an email from a peeved person named Mandrake Schmendrick, who lives in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, USA, wherever the hell that is—it sounds like a made up place to me. Mr. Schmendrick has asked me to issue the following public request.
Would the Shalampaxian who, [for a reason that I can’t possibly fathom,] used a pseudonym to go on eBay to buy a low-mileage, midnight blue 1993 Toyota Corolla, license plate ILUV69, please arrange to have his or car moved. It is blocking Mr. Schmendrick’s driveway.
